Thread:Thunderbird3InternationalRescue/@comment-25600892-20181027161557/@comment-33744259-20181104181922

Okay then:

Eventually, the Wiggle Knights came within view of the bridge.

"There it is," said James, "The Bridge of Tae Kwon Leap!"

"Oh, great," said Jeff.

James then spotted an elderly stallion with a long white mane, beard, and tail and wearing a white robe and cloak at one end of the bridge.

"Look," said James, "There's the old stallion from Scene 24!"

"What is he doing here," asked Greg.

"He is the keeper of the Bridge of Tae Kwon Leap," said James, "He asks every traveller three questions. He who answers the five questions may cross safely."

"What if you get a question wrong," asked Jeff.

"Then someone in the audience throws a boot at your head," said James.

"Sounds painful," said Jeff.

"So, uh," asked James, "who wants to go first?"

Nobody answered.

"Alright," said James, pointing at Jeff, "You go."

"Me," Jeff asked, "Why doesn't Anthony go?"

"Yes, let me go," said Anthony.

"Alrighty then," said James, "Go right ahead, Anthony."

With that, Anthony made his way to the bridge, but was stopped by the bridgekeeper.

"Stop," said the bridgekeeper, "Who would cross the Bridge of Tae Kwon Leap must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see."

"Ask my the questions, bridgekeeper," said Anthony, "I'm not afraid."

"What...is your name," asked the bridgekeeper.

"My name is 'Sir Anthony of Equestria'," said Anthony.

"What...is your quest," asked the bridgekeeper.

"To seek the Crystal Heart," said Anthony.

"What...is your favorite color," asked the bridgekeeper.

"Blue," said Anthony.

"Right," said the bridgekeeper, "Off you go!"

"Oh, thank you," said Anthony, "Thank you very much."

With that, Anthony made his way across the bridge while the others looked on.

"That's easy," said Jeff.

Jeff then ran up to the bridgekeeper.

"Stop," said the bridgekeeper, "Who approacheth the Bridge of Tae Kwon Leap must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see."

"Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper," said Jeff, "I'm not afraid."

"What...is your name," asked the bridgekeeper.

" 'Sir Jeffery of Equestria'," said Jeff.

"What...is your quest," asked the bridgekeeper.

"To seek the Crystal Heart," said Jeff.

"What...is the capital of Croatia," asked the bridgekeeper.

There was a pause, and Jeff's facial expression went from confidence to utter shock.

"I don't know that," said Jeff.

As soon as Jeff said that, a hiking boot flew in and struck him on the side of the head, knocking him out cold. Murray then advanced forward, but was stopped by the bridgekeeper.

"Stop," said the bridgekeeper, "What...is your name?"

" 'Sir Murray of Equestria'," said Murray.

"What...is your quest," asked the bridgekeeper.

"I seek the Heart," said Murray.

"What...is your favorite color," asked the bridgekeeper.

"Blue," said Murray, "No, red!"

But it was too late for Murray, as another hiking boot flew at him, this time from the front, and he was knocked out just like Jeff was. This left only James and Greg, and both of them stepped forward.

"Stop," said the bridgekeeper, "What...is your name?"

"It is 'James', Prince of Equestria," said James.

"What...is your quest," asked the bridgekeeper.

"To seek the Crystal Heart," said James.

"What...is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow," asked the bridgekeeper.

"What do you mean," asked James, "An African or European swallow?"

"Huh," asked the bridgekeeper, "I...I don't know that!"

Just then, a whistling sound was heard, and the bridgekeeper looked up.

"Uh-oh," said the bridgekeeper.

At that moment, a giant hiking boot fell on the bridgekeeper, flattening him like a pancake while James and Greg watched with bemusement.

"How do you know so much about swallows," asked Greg.

"Well," said James, "You have to know these things when you're a prince, you know."

After James and Greg revived Jeff and Murray, they joined Anthony on the other side of the bridge and their journey continued.