Why, Emily, Why?

'''Why, Emily, Why? '''is the twenty-third and final episode of the first season of The Railroad Girl.

Summary
James sees Emily hanging out with Henry and fears he's been dumped, so Edward, Donald, and Douglas help him out.

Story
It had been 3 months since James had been in a terrible accident induced by Sir Handel in the previous episode, and was in the Steam Works as a result, until one day, when Victor came to see him.

"Good news, my friend," said Victor, "you're as good as new!"

"Great," said James, "so, I can just go?"

"Yeah," said Victor.

"You sure," asked James.

"Yes," said Victor.

"Are you really sure," asked James, "I mean, I can hang out for a while."

"No, I'm good," said Victor, "seriously, go."

"Okay," said James, "thanks."

With that, James left, and soon arrived at Totally 60's.

"I wonder if Emily's in there," James thought, "it'd be nice to surprise her."

But when James went inside, he was shocked to see that Emily was with Henry.

"So, Emily," asked Henry, "got any plans for tonight?"

"No," said Emily, "why?"

"Because," said Henry, "I was thinking we could see Coco tonight."

"Sure," said Emily, "I'd love to!"

James couldn't believe what he was hearing.

"Oh no, she didn't," he said to himself.

"Oh, yes she did," said a voice.

James watched as his buffer devil appeared.

"You again," asked James.

"Yup," said Devil James.

"Gosh," said James, "how many times have you appeared on this show?"

"Three," said Devil James, "counting this episode. But that's besides the point."

"What can I do," asked James.

"If I were you," said Devil James, "I'd go over to Mister Green Grape Thingy On Wheels and confront the problem! That's your girl he's firing his yapper-flapper at, not his!"

Just then, James' buffer angel appeared.

"What am I hearing," asked Angel James, "you can't fight! You should just ask him or her about it."

"I don't know," said James, "besides, do you guys have to show up all the time? I mean, come on! I need to work some things out myself!"

"If you say so," said Angel James.

Angel and Devil James disappeared.

"Finally," said James.

James then noticed Emily, Henry, and some more patrons eyeballing him awkwardly.

"What," asked James.

Totally 60's owner and manager, Scott Tracy, approached James.

"Hey, James," said Scott, "you're sorta making a scene, so I'm afraid you have to leave."

"Okay," said James, "but before I go, can I have one Oreo milkshake to go?"

"Yes," said Scott.

Scott made James his milkshake and the latter left. He soon arrived at Thomas and Edward's home, where Edward, Donald, and Douglas were watching TV, Donald and Douglas having their usual box of donuts from Dunkin' Donuts.

"Hey, James," said Edward as James came in, "what's up?"

"Guys," said James, "something terrible has happened!"

"What is it," asked Donald.

"Aye," said Douglas, "what be troublin' ye?"

"It's Emily," James said in a tear-jerked voice, "she's leaving me for Henry!"

"Aw, c'mon, lad," said Donald, "don't cry."

"Aye," said Douglas, "you're gonna make us cry."

The Scots then started crying hysterically while Edward just looked at James with a skeptical expression on his face.

"Are you sure you're not going crazy," asked Edward.

"Oh, I'm sure," said James, "I even saw them with my own two eyes!"

Donald then saw Emily and Henry going by the house, chatting happily.

"Yeah," said Donald, "it looks like they're having a good time together."

James saw it too.

"It's official," said James, "Well, there's only one thing to do."

James then pulled down a screen and hooked up a slide projector to it.

"What are you doing," asked Edward.

"I'm just getting a look at me and Emily in the past few months," said James.

"Okay," said Edward.

James then started the projector and saw such memories with Emily such as seeing the fireworks at the Fourth Of July, eating pumpkin pie at Thanksgiving, and sipping eggnog at Christmastime.

"Oh, Emily," said James, "why did you leave me?"

Edward turned to the Scots.

"We really need to help James," said Edward, "otherwise he'll end up like my pen-pal Freddie Benson's friend Lori Loud after Joey Hardy broke up with her in Episode 22 of their show!"

"Agreed," said the Scots in unison.

WIP