Edward's Dates

Edward's Dates is the first episode of season 1 of The Adventures Of Thomas.

Author's Note
Dear Readermanlyman,

''You are probaly wondering 'why didn't you finish The Trouble With Henry?'. Well, the reason why is because I think that that episode would be more suitible as the season finale.''

Anyway, please enjoy this story please.

Warning...
''Warning! This is a sexual story with even the 'woman on top' position. So this is PG rated. And plus lots of made-up words, so look out for the * sign! And the ^ sign is a swear word!''

Summary
Edward breaks up with Molly and James breaks up with Emily so Thomas needs to help to get them together again.

Story
It was a beautiful day in Winter City. The day was shining and the birds were singing.

Thomas was talking to Percy.

"You know Edward's girlfriend, Molly?" asked Thomas.

"Yeah, how could I forget?" retorted Percy.

"Alright, well, they have been together for 6 months and...well...I feel left out", explained Thomas.

"Why?"

"Because now I only see him in mornings and holidays and I feel lonely", explained Thomas.

"But you've got me!", perced* Percy.

"Yeah, that's true."

"And you've got Ernie! And your daddiman* too!"

"Don't call him that!"

"SORRY!" sorryed* Percy.

Before Percy could speak, Edward came rushing by.

"OHMYGOD*! I'M LATE! I'M LATE! I MUST NOT BE LATE! CAN'T STOP! CAN'T WAIT! GOODBYE! IMLATEIMLATEIMLATE*!", worried Edward.

"Wwwwhhhhaaaatttt????", whatted* Percy.

"Date o'clock", told Thomas.

"Oh", ohhed* Percy.

Edward was huffing and puffing his way towards Molly's house.

He stopped at the door and before he could ring the door, he noticed a note. It read:

''Dear Edward, I am really sorry, but we are breaking up. I can't stand you being late these past 4 days. And besides, I am moving to the UK now. I'm sorry. Exlove*, Molly.''

Edward was shocked to read that that he couldn't even hold it.

He walked into his house, crying himself to cryes*.

Just then, a ding-dongy* sound ding-donged* outside the door.

It was James the supersplendidstarringatrainmanenginestarengine*.

"Come in", come-ined* Edward.

James comed* in.

"Hello, Edwardin!" helloed* James.

"Hi....hi....hi....ya.....ya.....ya.....James....James......James..." hiyajamesed* Edward.

"Are you alright?"

"....y.....y.....e.....e.....s....s.....J....a.....m.....e......s.....", lied Edward. He always lied when he was sad. James could sadsense* him. He always did.

"Eddie, you can tell me", eddied* James.

Edward blabbermouthed* the whole stale*(and I mean the story, not the gross one) to James and in an INFINITY moments (in which you could have watched the James Bond films from Dr. No to Spectre. This includes the unofficial films Casino Royale, the 1954 version, Casino Royale, the 1967 version, and Never Say Never Again. This also includes the trailers of all films plus all documantaries), James understood the whole stale*.

"Poor chap", poorchapped James, "that Molly exboyfriending* you is disastorous! Emily broke up with me toolso*!"

"Yeah", yeahed* Edward.

"Hmm", hmmed* James.

"^^^^", ^^^^ed Edward.

"YOU JUST SWORE!"

"DID I?" didIed* Edward.

"YES!"

"SORRY, PRINCESS PEE!"

This went on for five hours, so let's go to Molly.

OMYGOD*.

TO BE CONTINUED SOON....